Boring But Necessary

Terms of Service

These will eventually be the official rules. For now, think of this as the legal equivalent of painter's tape: not glamorous, but unwise to skip.

When you write the real terms, include subscriptions, refunds, account responsibilities, and a polite statement that advice from the platform does not override local laws, common sense, or gravity.

• Important future clause: clicking 'buy now' does not summon a contractor, a permit, or emotional resilience.
• Also important: inspiration photos are not binding promises that your 1987 laundry will become a Scandinavian spa by Thursday.